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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Void Gems Collected: 39 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Meteorites Collected: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
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