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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 74
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 22
Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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