VanillasmithcraftSMP Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	3818
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8712	Runes Activated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	286	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2134	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	68
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Emeralds Found:	3317
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crops Grown:	2192	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Towns Built:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Animals Bred:	178
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1597	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5185
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	366590
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	6959
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	4170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6