Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Runes Activated: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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