TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	452065
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Emeralds Found:	5430	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	7736
Meteorites Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	5501	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	211	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	144	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	247
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	563
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Gems Collected:	31

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	93	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2117
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	203	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	98	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Emeralds Found:	830	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!