NoKidsNoWeddingLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cute Model Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

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Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchantments Applied:	283	Runes Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	155727
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Towns Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Farms Harvested:	612	Buildings Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	5070	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

agriculture, Alternative, bug, eco-friendly, entomology, extract, HEMP, hemp extract, hemp oil, insect control, insect repellent, mosquito larvae, natural insecticide, organic, Pest Control, Pest Management, Plant-Based, Potential, Promise, researchers, Server, sustainable

so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	298
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lonely Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding

Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mines Excavated:	1767	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6