OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 4393 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Dragons Tamed: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Runes Activated: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
Magic Items Found: 7727 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY