OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Ores Mined: 7404
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY