RetroCraft: Lost in Time | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DoorLockSurpriseCraft

apartment, Apology, balloons, celebrate, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, DoorLockSurpriseCraft, Friends, hurt, husband, locked door, Marriage, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Preparation, relationship, Surprise, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	959782	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where surprises are always ready and waiting for you? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!

If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!

NeverAgainSMP

AVOID, bad experience, cautionary tale, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, FORGETTABLE, Lesson, lesson in travel, lesson learned, Memories, mistake, never again, never return, NeverAgainSMP, one-time only, Place, regret, Revisit, travel, Unpleasant, Waste of time

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG guys, let me tell you about this one time I went to this totally lame Minecraft SMP server. It was like, the worst place ever, like seriously. The admins were all like, “No fun allowed!” and the players were all like, “Boo, you stink!” It was a total disaster, I tell ya.

But hey, guess what? You should totally join our Minecraft SMP server instead! It’s like, the coolest place ever, I swear. We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. And get this, the admins are all like, “Fun times only!” and the players are all like, “Yay, you rock!”

So yeah, if you want to avoid the total disaster that was that other server, come join us and have a blast! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave. And if you do, well, we have a secret portal that leads to a land of endless cake and puppies. So yeah, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun times roll!

BorderPatrolCraft

border control, border crossings, border enforcement, border management, border patrol, border policy, border protection, border security, border sovereignty, BorderPatrolCraft, Canadian border, cross-border issues, customs and immigration, immigration, international relations, Mexican border, national security, North American borders, SOVEREIGNTY, us border, US responsibility

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Towns Built:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.

Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!

Ice Cloud Dynamics

air suspension, Climate change impacts, climate changes, climate patterns, cloud, cloud dynamics, cloud dynamics models, dynamics, Earth’s water cycle, Freezing, Ice, ice formation, ice formation models, molecular interactions, precipitation models, precipitation patterns, transformation of water, water cycle, water droplets, water into ice, weather changes, weather patterns

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Items Found:	5321
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	New Chunks Explored:	355158
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the water droplets freeze in mid-air and create a crazy water cycle like you’ve never seen before! our server is so lit that even the molecular interactions driving ice formation are getting in on the action.

we’ve got cloud dynamics that will blow your mind and precipitation patterns that will have you questioning reality. weather and climate changes? pfft, we’ve got it all covered on our server.

so if you want to experience the most insane water cycle in minecraft history, join us now and get ready to have your mind blown!

What is the IP for Jefe Minecraft Server?

gta 5 roleplay, gta 5 rp, gta 5 rp chicago, gta rp, JEFE, Minecraft, serious rp, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Jefe is a multi-talented artist known for his unique blend of hip-hop and reggaeton music. With a distinctive style and infectious energy, he has quickly gained a loyal fan base and is making a name for himself in the music industry. Jefe’s lyrics are raw and honest, reflecting his personal experiences and struggles. He is on a mission to create music that resonates with listeners and leaves a lasting impact.

Mishail server minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, Mishail, multiplayer, ONLINE, personal account, Players, PvP, Server, Server List, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

The description of the server server “Mishail” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mishatop.aternos.me

Enchanted Isles 1.21.2

#TimesUp, 1.21.2, boundary violation, consent violation, discrimination, Enchanted, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Inappropriate Behavior, Isles, METOO, personal experience, power dynamics, sexual harassment, social norms, support for survivors, toxic behavior, uncomfortable situation, victim blaming, WOMAN, women’s behavior, workplace harassment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	224
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, the players are so wild they’ll make you question your own reality.

I mean, one time, I was just mining some diamonds and this crazy chick came up to me and started sexually harassing me. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know Minecraft could get so freaky.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures, my dude.

H8rAlert Minecraft SMP

concealed animus, concealed enmity, covert hostility, covert repulsion, disguised antipathy, disguised aversion, H8rAlert, hidden displeasure, hidden resentment, Minecraft, private disdain, secret animosity, secret loathing, signs of hate, silent grudge, smp, subtle detestation, subtle dislike, suppressed enmity, suppressed malice, underlying bitterness, unspoken loathing, veiled contempt

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. It’s like, the most lit server ever, full of crazy adventures and shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a whole prank war where someone turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken. It was clucking hilarious!

And the best part is, if you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players ever. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, except instead of saving the world, we’re just building epic bases and trolling each other.

But beware, there are some sneaky players on the server who secretly hate you. Like, if you find a random block of dirt in your house, that’s a sign someone is out to get you. Or if all your diamonds suddenly disappear, it’s probably because someone is jelly of your mad mining skills.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where friendships are forged in the fires of lava and alliances are broken over a stolen stack of pork chops. It’s gonna be a blast, bro!

BlockPartyBonanza

advice, arousal, BlockPartyBonanza, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Erotica, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, Intimacy, kink, NSFW, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, self-care, sexual health, taboo, Tips

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	227	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to discover the most NSFW tips that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous loot to wild parties with mobs gone wild, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a NSFW adventure like no other!

DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound

AMERICANS, asylum seekers, central america, cross-border cooperation, deportation, DeporteeCraft, deportees, diplomatic agreement, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, Nationality, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rubio, united states, US

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	100	Farms Harvested:	403
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!

EdosCraft

Anarchy, Minecraft Survival Enchantments Anarchy Custom awards Objects Mysticism Fun Friends PvP Adventure Building Exploration Crafting Minigames Community Mods Creative Roleplay Economy, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	49981
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Our project has custom awards, enchantments, objects, mysticisms and other similar buns that will help you have fun and interesting time in the company of your friends or alone. The project includes: anarchy, survival, alone block.

edoscraft.ru

Empire Of The Forgotten

Armor Crates, Armors, Bedwars, Bosses, Bounties, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Empire Of The Forgotten, minecraft server, Mini Games, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Skyblock, skyblock islands, Spawner Crates, Version 1.8-1.20.x, weapons

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5574	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Empire Of The Forgotten Custom Enchants, Armors, and Weapons Over 200 Custom Fish to gut, sell, and measure A variety of Quests and Bounties to complete Upgrade and personalize your Skyblock Islands Open Your Own Shops and sell anything you like Free Ranks through rank crates Spawner Crates, Armor Crates, and more! Dungeons filled with custom mobs and epic bosses BedWars and a lot more minigames! Version: 1.8-1.20.x IP: eotf.mine.fun IP: eotf.join-shockbyte.com Join our Discord community! https://discord.gg/P3TqXYmV7S

eotf.mine.fun:25626

SphereMC

6GB, Active, allthepmods, Community, Curseforge, Dedicated, Discord, Download, Inspired, Join, members, Mild, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, RAM, Recommendation, Server, SphereMC

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ores Mined:	8246	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	572
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Server Name	SphereMC
Server Version	1.21.1
Modpack	All the Mods 10
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Overview:

SphereMC is a quality dedicated Minecraft server running the All the Mods 10 modpack. The server has an active community and is currently on version 1.21.1 using NeoForge.

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started as a private pack for friends and has grown to include a mix of popular and newer/lesser-known mods.
All the Mods 10 uses NeoForge and is constantly updated with new mods for stability and variety.
While it doesn’t contain all the mods, the pack aims to offer a wide range of gameplay experiences.

FAQ:

Q: What is the server version and modpack being used?

A: The server is running Minecraft version 1.21.1 with the All the Mods 10 modpack.

Q: What is the RAM recommendation for joining the server?

A: We recommend a minimum of 6GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay on the server.

Q: How can I join the server and community?

A: You can join SphereMC and be part of the community by joining our Discord server here.

Be Inspired! ✨

Cosmic Harmony 1.21.2

1.21.2, Asahina-san, Cosmic, couldnt, GLAD, Goodbye, Harmony, haruhi, Itsuki, Keep, Koizumi, Kyon, looking, mean, Mikuru, Say, Seat, Shout, sister, Sorry., Struggling, suzumiya, waving

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like Kyon’s emotional rollercoaster! Experience the drama of waving goodbye to your friends in-game, just like Kyon did to Suzumiya and Itsuki. But don’t worry, you can still have fun with Asahina-san waving to you while you struggle to sit your sister down. It’s a chaotic mess just like Kyon’s feelings towards his friends. So come join us for a crazy time that will leave you questioning everything, just like Kyon!

NephewNotFound Minecraft Server

Attorney, Baby name, child, christmas, corrected, favorite people, formal, Frankie, FranklinDelano, Identical twin, liv, Minecraft, NephewNotFound, not get along, Olivia, phallic nickname, pretentious, refuse to call nephew by name, Server, technically related, WIBTA, william, Willie

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9743
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by the name of a baby. With a husband who insists on calling the baby FranklinDelano and a wife who only wants to call him Frankie, the tension is higher than a creeper about to explode.

Will you choose sides and join Team Frankie or Team FranklinDelano? Only on our server will you find such intense family drama that even Shakespeare would be jealous.

So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, the drama never stops!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Towns Built:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9