Blocky Booty Call | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	398918	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

Beirut, blast, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Crisis, death toll, Destruction, device, Edition, emergency response, explosions, Incident, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Second Wave, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, world news

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	4028
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	224
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

called.., Choreography, confusion, Dance, doubt, Identification, inquiry, Label, Minecraft, Move, movement, name.., Performance, query, question.., recognition, Routine, smp, steps, terminology, Title, uncertainty, unknown, whats

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
New Chunks Explored:	168303	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	72
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

agriculture, Alternative, bug, eco-friendly, entomology, extract, HEMP, hemp extract, hemp oil, insect control, insect repellent, mosquito larvae, natural insecticide, organic, Pest Control, Pest Management, Plant-Based, Potential, Promise, researchers, Server, sustainable

so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lonely Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding

Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Emeralds Found:	2160	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1