Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7227 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for outrageous adventures where you can build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you did in real life! No need to worry about uninvited guests holding your virtual baby while you clean up after them – on our server, you’re in control.
And if you ever need a break from virtual parenting, feel free to let your in-game husband handle the responsibilities while you go on a virtual date. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to clean up after virtual egg-cooking MILs along the way.
So come join us on our server, where closed mouths don’t get fed, but entitled players always find a way to survive and thrive!
