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Cosmic Nexus Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Cosmic, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3510	New Chunks Explored:	809018

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in blocky land. We got characters that are straight up outta an anime, like seriously, they’re more animated than my last date. Join us for the chaos and the fun, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got streams, archives, and Twitter drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s mine and craft our way to insanity together!

KickedOutCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, communication breakdown, discipline, emotional outburst, Family issues, forgiveness, friend’s house, house rules, household accidents, KickedOutCraft, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter conflict, Parent-child relationship, punishment, reconciliation, regret, reputation damage, Server, teenage drama, teenage mistakes, temporary expulsion, vomiting

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time I got kicked out of my house for accidentally chipping a bowl (which could have totally been fixed with some superglue, by the way). Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re falling off a stool just trying to reach for some wheat biscuits!

Experience the thrill of being locked out of your virtual house and having to find shelter at a friend’s Minecraft mansion. And don’t worry, our server is so epic that even if your friend’s mom calls your virtual mom to come pick you up, you’ll still have a blast!

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about that time you got in trouble for a tiny chip in a bowl. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

WorkCraft: Ignoring the Wife

Apology, Attention, comfort, Communication, concentration, Empathy, Focus, hurt feelings, ignoring, Listening, misunderstanding, past incident, quality time, relationship, thoughtless comment, unexpected emotions, vacation, Wife, work, work mode, WorkCraft, working from home

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

Join our server for the chance to encounter mysterious flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground village run by mischievous villagers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this rare creature and strike it rich?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FlirtyCraft SMP

Attention, attraction, attractive people, confidence boost, DATING, daydream, dream scenario, FANTASY, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, hypothetical situation, relationships, romantic interest, Self Discovery, self esteem, smp, social dynamics, Social Interaction, surreal experience, unexpected attention, unexpected encounters, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4383	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but this Minecraft SMP is like a dream come true! Like, seriously, when you join, all the mobs are super friendly and start giving you diamonds and enchanted gear. And get this, every time you mine a block, it turns into a block of cheese! I know, right? It’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP battles are insane, like you can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs from your hands. And the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with rainbow powers. It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and chaos.

So, if you want to experience a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a talking chicken or a secret underground disco party. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

controversial, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global impact, Government, Great, immigration, influence, international community, international relations, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, Non-Americans, opinion, Politics, president, Social Issues, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, world affairs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mines Excavated:	2723
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, DECLARATION, eastern europe, Feb.24, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, RedSquareCraft, russia, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian intel, Victory, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, North America, Political, poll, public opinion, retaliatory tariffs, Support, survey, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, united states

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	85	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

addiction risk, adhd symptoms, central nervous system stimulants, controlled substances, Craft, Drug Interactions, drug misuse, drug safety, escalating opioid intake, escalation, health insurance claims data, healthcare analysis, Medical research, mental health, Opioid, opioid medications, pharmaceuticals, polypharmacy, prescribed medications, prescription drugs, stimulant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, U.S patients

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Animals Bred:	76	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN

Melio

Bad Apples, Community, Coreprotect, District, Drama-free, Fabric, INCLUSIVE, Mature, MCMMO, Melio, Minecraft, Money plugins, Reset, Server, smp, Survival, Teleporting, US, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Warps, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

About Melio Minecraft Server
We are Melio, a whitelisted survival server on Java 1.21.4 with no land-claiming or chest locks. We’ve been building this community for folks who joined in search of a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server. If that fits your description, I hope Melio can be where you end your search.

Features
– World Map & Districts: we have a live world map everyone can view, and several districts give you options to build close to other people & collaborate! – VanillaTweaks (recipes): minor additions & changes to recipes – CoreProtect: logs everyone’s actions, to catch griefers and thieves – Simple Voice Chat (optional): for in-game proximity voice chat

How to Join
Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes, and will be reviewed within the same day.
Also check out our website & handbook: https://meliosmp.com

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there any plugins on the server? A: We avoid features like warps, McMMO, teleporting, money plugins, etc. We like to keep it simple and rely on a trust-based system with no chest locks or land-claims.
Q: When did the current world on Melio start? A: The world started on 21 February 2025.
Q: How is griefing and theft handled on the server? A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch griefers and thieves. We enforce our rules very strictly, especially the “NO THEFT” rule.
Q: Is the server located in the US? A: Yes, the server is located in the US.
Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: You can apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio? A: Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you are welcome here. We aim to be an inclusive safe-space for players from all backgrounds and origins.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server? A: Yes, we have optional in-game proximity voice chat for players to use.
Q: What additional features does Melio offer? A: We have a live world map, districts for collaboration, VanillaTweaks for recipe changes, and a focus on simplicity and trust within the community.

Cringe Women’s Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, cringe, cringe behavior, cringe culture, cringe experiences, cringe moments, cringe reactions, cringe reactions from females, cringe reactions from girls, cringe reactions from ladies, cringe reactions from women, cringe reactions from womenfolk, cringe thoughts, cringe trends, cringe-worthy, Realm, Women, women opinions, women think, women’s perspective, women’s views, Womens

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	4706
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a good way!

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts, you’ll be wrecking noobs left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, they’ll blow your mind!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NeighborDogGone

aita, backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7754	Ores Mined:	6480
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	1624
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2332	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Void Gems Collected:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	137	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Farms Harvested:	512	Runes Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Emeralds Found:	1751	Dragon Eggs Found:	9884
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45