Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4909	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9783
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Crops Grown:	6205
Ores Mined:	965	New Chunks Explored:	788579
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7769	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	5813
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Animals Bred:	60
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3441	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	56
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Potions Brewed:	128	Crops Grown:	7452
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.