Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a buddy to watch your back and share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your platonic soulmate! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new BFF, whether it’s building a giant chicken statue or battling creepers together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the chaos, make some new friends, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama cult that lurks in the shadows. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a stray creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	548679	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8940	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6428
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7109	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Buildings Constructed:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	154
Towns Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7385
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crops Grown:	2988
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Adult, Alliance, Chaos, Classes, classic, Community, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, Friends, laughs, longtime, Minecraft, MONEY, Mythic Dungeons, ONLINE, Playground, power, PvP, Quests, RPG, RPG Features, rules, silly, Survival, Territories, VOICE

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

digital content, Digital Media, Epic, forbidden fruit, gfe, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online interaction, online presence, Server, Successful, Technology, virtual companionship, virtual connections, virtual experience, virtual influencers, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

adult content, adult fiction, bad times, bedtime, blocky, Cuckhold, Degenerate, erotic literature, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, fetish, good times, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, perverted stories, prostitution, scandalous, seductive, Sensual, sex stories, sexual fantasies, Share, smp, Stories, taboo, Tales

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

PlatonicPals SMP

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Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

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Neon Green Minecraft SMP

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PupCraftPlaydate

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CraftHaven | Paused

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Comic Sans Minecraft Server

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Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Updated September 19, 2024

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Updated September 19, 2024

JavaJittersCraft

Updated September 19, 2024

TverTNTBoomCraft

Updated September 19, 2024

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Minecraft Server Overview

Worlds

Plugins & Features

Staff Opportunities

FAQ

How can I join the server?

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

Is it free to join and play on the server?

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