We have no hoes, but atleast we have diamonds.
Welcome to Maidenless SMP, the product of my latest drug binge!
We have custom enchants! We have RPG levelling! We have towny! We do not have women. We have cool shit! please join im lonely
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But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Quickstart Guide, Mod Guide, HUD Guide, Performance Guides, and even Common misconceptions about game mechanics that will blow your mind.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just remember – good hunting, stalker. So come on in and let’s have some Minecraft fun that’s crazier than a pack of mutated zombies!
(18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.
Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.
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$100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!
Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!
– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132
beyondmc.net:19132
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
NoonX is a cozy anarchy in a minimalist Chinese/Japanese style, with some unique mechanics, a good anti-cheat and a great community. And all this with notes of good old vanilla. On NoonX servers, donation does not matter, and you can also get it completely free of charge! Our server is still young, so there may be many bugs, but we try to quickly detect and fix them.
mc.noonx.ru
Picture this: a ragtag group of Minecraft players, reminiscing about old times and getting all worked up over a run-down building they’re investigating. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover as they delve deeper into the unknown?
But that’s not all! We also offer commissions for writing, because why not? $9 per thousand words, because we believe in fair compensation for your creativity. Just leave your email or discord if you’re interested. PayPal only, because we like to keep things fancy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just become the next member of our very own Mystery Inc duo!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire because you thought lava was a good interior design choice. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry that will stop at nothing to protect their leader. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you be pecked to death by his feathered minions?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks. He’s a bit shy, but if you offer him some diamond blocks, he might just show you his dance moves.
4. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs!
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us on our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of llamas and pandas. Mumei, we’re waiting for you to come home and join the fun!
We’ve got more drama than a creeper blowing up your house, with factions like OBSYDIA and Ethyria battling it out for dominance. Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino’s epic build battles that will leave you in stitches!
But wait, there’s more! Noctyx brings the party with Sonny Brisko and Alban Knox, while ILUNA is the place to be for MariaMari0nette’s wild adventures. And don’t even get us started on XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran will have you laughing until you cry!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky discordfags and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a horde of zombies!
Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to join in on the fun. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their Minecraft life. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, this server is like no other.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only the bravest and most daring players can uncover their secrets.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and be prepared for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
