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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Holy Grails Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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