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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4963 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 7076 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?