Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY