SelfHateSMP – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cute Model Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

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Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	226
Ores Mined:	5779	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Crops Grown:	1281	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	6129	Star Shards Collected:	228
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2713
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

agriculture, Alternative, bug, eco-friendly, entomology, extract, HEMP, hemp extract, hemp oil, insect control, insect repellent, mosquito larvae, natural insecticide, organic, Pest Control, Pest Management, Plant-Based, Potential, Promise, researchers, Server, sustainable

so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	802
Dimension Hops:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lonely Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding

Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4726
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2