FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

abs, aita, body composition, body fat, body image, calories, Credentials, dieting, Edition, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness industry, health, impossible standards, Mansplain, mansplained, mansplaining, nutrition, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, weight loss, wellness, Women’s Health

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Animals Bred:	69	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Biomes, building, captain, Community, Craft, Crafting, crazy, Crunchs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, sail, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Version

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	3944

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3832	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragons Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2228	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6802
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1342	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.