NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 14
Mines Excavated: 2006 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Crops Grown: 3506

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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