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| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 448 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 245 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?
Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 91 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.
but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.
so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 120 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 263 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?
Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.
So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.
Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?
So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8426 | Emeralds Found: | 4180 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 228 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Welcome to CraftHaven!
We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂
Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.
Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 917 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 91 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7159 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!
So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
