OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Ores Mined: 534 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1289

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

    Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

    Rules

    Rule Description
    No Bullying Treat all players with respect and kindness.
    Respect Boundaries Respect other players’ wishes.
    No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
    No Nether Roof Travel Travel only underneath the nether roof.

    Modlist

    Type Mod Description
    Server Side Sodium Lag reduction
    Server Side Lithium Lag reduction
    Server Side Ledger Grief protection
    Server Side Leaves Us In Peace Faster leaf decay
    Server and Client Side Simple Voice Chat Optional proximity chat
    Server and Client Side Universal Graves Makes graves instead of dropping items

    Fill out our entry form

    Join our Discord server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
    Can I grief or steal from other players? No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
    Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Unity Minecraft Server

    The Unity Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

    But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

    Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

    Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

    4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Alien Abductions: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • RoomieCraftGF Drama

    RoomieCraftGF Drama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

    Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

    But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoobCraftersUnited

    NoobCraftersUnited
    Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 379 Farms Harvested: 513

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

    Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

    Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

    So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 624379 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

    Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

    PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

    Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

    But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

    RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!
    Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • WeirdWebCrafts

    WeirdWebCrafts
    Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

    So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 160535 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Zombie Dances: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

    ¦

    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Potions Brewed: 123 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

    In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

    Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

    Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

    Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 955752 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

    OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

    From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

    So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MainCharTVWars

    MainCharTVWars
    Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Enchantments Applied: 122

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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