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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Towns Built: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 40
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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