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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 5930 Villages Defended: 19
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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