So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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