BlockyBroDefense | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Star Shards Collected:	146
Void Armor Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	446654
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7359	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	162	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	8870
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2246	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	8107
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dimension Hops:	11

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Towns Built:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	843
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6331	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crops Grown:	6461	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchantments Applied:	241	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	167

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!