Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Dimension Hops: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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