CraftyKidsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mines Excavated:	2142

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can raise virtual children without religion. like, u can teach them to mine diamonds and build epic castles without worrying about all that religious stuff.

our research shows that kids raised without religion on our server are like, 69% more likely to become minecraft pros. they learn to work together, problem solve, and think creatively without any religious dogma holding them back.

join our server for a totally unique experience where u can be a virtual parent without all the guilt of forcing ur kids to believe in something they may not agree with. plus, our community is full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have u laughing for days.

so come on over and join us for a wild ride of virtual parenting and epic minecraft adventures. who needs religion when u have diamonds to mine and castles to build?

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Dragon Eggs Found:	2959
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Animals Bred:	163
Emeralds Found:	9242	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Potions Brewed:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	172
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2843	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	5106	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	807	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Animals Bred:	107	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Star Shards Collected:	66	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!