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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1435 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.