Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 1079 Astral Projections Made: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Void Armor Forged: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY