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Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Holy Grails Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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