MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

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Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

Atomic Minecraft Server

#metallic, 72.64, ATOMIC, atomic mass, atomic number, atomic symbol, atomic weight, chemical properties, chemistry, covalent bonds, crystal structure, electron configuration, Element, germanium, isotopes, metalloid, Minecraft, periodic table, physical properties, Science, semiconductor, Server, solid state

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because on our server, the atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the periodic table can’t handle it! Dive into a world where Germanium is the ultimate power source and watch as your Minecraft creations reach atomic levels of awesomeness. Join now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

TheGrieferNextDoor Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Book, chilling, crime, Dark, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, Gripping, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 696952274, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Psychological, puzzling, smp, Suspense, TheGrieferNextDoor, Thriller

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle wielding nothing but carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in emeralds and cocoa beans.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so large that it blocks out the sun. He rules with an iron fist, or should I say, a feathered wing?

But that’s not all! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 seconds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s golden ticket, but with more clucking.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

VibezzMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Custom Items Custom Mobs Custom World Age-Gated Community Friendly Adventure PvP Minigames Economy Roleplay Creative Factions Skyblock Hardcore Pixelmon Skywars Prison Whitelisted

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Adult Age-Gated Minecraft Server! Entrance is mandatory age gate! Friendly community + Survival + Custom Items Custom Mobs + Custom World + No Planned Resets

play.vibezzmc.com

Enderbyte09s Server

Chill, collaborative development, Community, Enderbyte09s, family friendly, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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A fun, chill, family friendly, near-vanilla survival server. We have a small, kind community. This server prizes collaborative development. We also have a small selection of parkour.

enderbyteprograms.net

Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

concerns, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Government, health issues, Health Update, Illness, kentucky, leadership, mcconnell, Minecraft, mitch, Mitch McConnell, News, not doing well, Politics, public figure, Recovery, REPUBLICAN, sad, Senate Majority Leader, Server, update, US Senate

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Country Trader Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, Country, FAGGOT, fled, iran, lmao, Minecraft, Role Model, russia, smp, sold his country, trader..

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the owner once sold his country to Russia and Iran just for funsies. He then fled like a faggot, but hey, who hasn’t done that at least once in their Minecraft career? Plus, he’s a role model for all the /pol/tards out there, so you know this server is gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some crazy shenanigans and questionable decision-making!

AutoEconomy

buy and sell, christmas, Community, early access, Economy, enemies, Events, Factions, Friends, gameplay, Goods, java edition, Land claiming, multiplayer, proximity voice chat, PvP, server hosting, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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A vanilla+ economy survival server. You can use proximity vc, claim plots of land, buy and sell goods, make friends, kill enemies. Going into early access THIS CHRISTMAS.

Edition: Java Version: 1.20.1

51.79.46.224

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, gamedev experience, helpful links, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, VG, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the city was guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who loved to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the gamedev experience of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, Android, appstore, gameplay video, general, Gorbad, Hotfix 5.3.1, Ios, LEGIO COMITATENSES, Minecraft, News, Older Titles, Omens of Destruction Trailer, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, TOTAL, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is like a cross between Herobrine’s haunted mansion and a village full of derpy villagers!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “diamond sword”, and betrayals that will make you question your trust in your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to watch the chaos unfold.

So come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get…blocky.

Pluto

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Network, OITC, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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PlutoFR (Or Pluto Network) is a multi gamemode based server, it includes: Skywars, 1v1, OITC, KitPVP, FFA and more (More releasing soon – Planned: Bedwars and Factions)

(or, you can join us through our direct ip -> 213.170.135.187)

mc.pluto.city

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

#2470, 79712253, BlockyBoys, career choices, computer edition, employment, fbf, job market, Job Opportunities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job types, Jobs, Minecraft, neet lifestyle, neets, Nonnys, r9gay, Server, threadly question, working at the computer

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest work-from-home dreams! Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to chill at the computer all day? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us and become a virtual NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) where you can chat with other nonnys about their made-up jobs and speculate about what job FBF (Fancy Businessman Frog) would have. Maybe he’s a professional fly catcher or a lily pad designer, who knows?

So why wait? Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you pretend to work at the computer while actually just playing Minecraft all day. It’s the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, I Added Horror Mods without Telling My Friends…, jeffy, Kory, Lily, maizen, maze build, MIA, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, noob vs pro, Omz, Omz and Roxy, Omziscool, Roxy, Roxy and Omz, Server

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

MEGAD1.MCMCMC.RU

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

300 IQ move, Anime, Be Toriyama, controversy, creator, Decide to invest, DEFEND, Dragon Ball characters, Failure, Flop, Game, Investment, Minecraft, Movie, PALS, PIXEL, repeat, Sand Land anime, sand land game, Sand Land movie, Server, strategy, stubbornness, success

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly Goku and Vegeta drop in to help you find diamonds. That’s right, our server is filled with Dragon Ball characters ready to assist you on your mining adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Sand Land biome where you can battle it out with sand monsters and collect rare resources. And don’t worry, this time it won’t flop like Toriyama’s failed attempts – our Sand Land is a hit with players all around the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into a Super Saiyan while building your dream castle!

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Potions Brewed:	96
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	223	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Towns Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	2219	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	1806	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Farms Harvested:	632

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	273

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Farms Harvested:	513
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Holy Grails Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Runes Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Villages Defended:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4