PainCraft: Ouch Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No Nihao on Trains Minecraft Server

asian americans, Asians, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, Inclusivity, microaggressions, Minecraft, minority rights, NIHAO, public transportation, race relations, racism, Respect, Server, social etiquette, social justice, Stereotypes, Trains, white privilege, Xenophobia

Are you tired of not being able to say “nihao” to Asians on trains because you’re not even white? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all greetings, no matter what color you are! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical conversations and questionable train etiquette. Who knows, you might even make a friend who will teach you how to say “hello” in every language except the one you actually need. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cute Disney SMP – League of #202

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, discussion, Disney, DTVA, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, League of Cute, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss all things related to cute and funny female protagonists in Western cartoons! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.

2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!

3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockPartyFamDinner

annual dinner, Apology, BlockPartyFamDinner, Boundaries, brothers, city, City Living, Communication, complex relationship, Conflict Resolution, family dinner, family dynamics, glass half empty, glass half full, hosting dinner, parents, Personalities, Siblings, sister-in-law, Village, village life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive in-laws, and intense family dinners.

Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).

Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HopeCraft: Building a Better Tomorrow

#sustainability, building, collaboration, Community, compassion, education, Empathy, Environment, equality, Future, Hope, HopeCraft, innovation, Justice, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, resilience, Technology, Tomorrow, Unity, world

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3811
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyDesertKingdom

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesertKingdom, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, reconciliation, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, two-state solution

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are actually secret agents for saudi arabia and israel, but they gotta work together to build the ultimate base and defeat the evil ender dragon.

the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”

join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.

come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!

aging, balance, Contribute, correlation, dizziness, DizzyCraft, Factors, Falls, Future, geriatrics, health, likelihood, meta analysis, older adults, Prevention, research, Risk, Stability, statistics, step, study, vertigo, watch

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little block house and tending to your pixelated farm, when BAM! You start feeling dizzy out of nowhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, dizziness is actually a good thing!

Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.

And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.

So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Chrome Network

Adventure, building, Creative mode, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming Community, minecraft Java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, redstone engineering, role playing, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2581	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	5809
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ores Mined:	7367	Runes Activated:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchantments Applied:	204	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5