Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

Anime models, Avatar Resources, blocky, bonanza, Boy Meat, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, furry thread, general, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, PCs, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Speed Mating, SPS configurator, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, vrlg

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mines Excavated:	2073
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2640	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	961
New Chunks Explored:	274805	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	214	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	191088
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	188
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	1902
Ores Mined:	3714	New Chunks Explored:	283921
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1204	Dragons Tamed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
New Chunks Explored:	773155	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!