GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1599
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Void Gems Collected:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	6041	Villages Defended:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3514
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Falling into the Void:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ores Mined:	5879	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Night Skies:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	343	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
New Chunks Explored:	53235	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Farms Harvested:	561
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	89	Dragons Tamed:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	279

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6994	Chimeras Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Potions Brewed:	58
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!