ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Astral Projections Made: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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