SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5327	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Potions Brewed:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	5433

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	4908
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Animals Bred:	89

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	851	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8520	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	209
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	269	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	261
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	157	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6908
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	1223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4