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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magic Items Found: 5618
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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