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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 668 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 58 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?
So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!