Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are wild and the players are even wilder! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only currency is llama spit and the only way to win is by collecting as many chicken feathers as possible.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the infamous semen vampire, a creature so terrifying that even creepers run in fear. Legend has it that if you can defeat the semen vampire in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn pigs into flying unicorns.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky semen vampires!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Crops Grown: 5475 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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