Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level of insanity! Ever wondered what a 382-week-old aborted fetus looks like in Minecraft? Well, wonder no more because we’ve got it all here! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about settling debates by killing each other? Who needs a civilized discussion when you can just battle it out in the virtual world?

But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also believe in making life more wonderful than it already is. Build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and satisfy your need for self-actualization in the most bizarre ways possible.

So, which way will you choose? Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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