ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to make your childhood traumas disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as messed up as you are.

Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.

And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Animals Bred:	168
Ores Mined:	9914	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
New Chunks Explored:	688560	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	316	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	128

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Votes:	1213
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Star Shards Collected:	108	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	816643
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2609
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Emeralds Found:	482
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Buildings Constructed:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!