Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Runes Activated: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 482 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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