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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Astral Projections Made: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Potions Brewed: 123

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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