Survival Reimagined
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 536193 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058
Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4614 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.
Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.
We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?
So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9479 |
| Animals Bred: | 112 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!
Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Farms Harvested: | 369 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
