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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8379 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 248 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.