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join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6236
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Emeralds Found: 9347 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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