Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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