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Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5545 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
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